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Combustubus Cranius
As
the dawn of a new millennium is
upon us, millions of Titan fans
are still left with these questions.
Who exactly are Flameheads and where
did they come from? Are they Aliens
from another galaxy? Are they inter-dimensional
beings? Or perhaps they are some
sort of collective consciousness
being projected onto a few unknowing
but fortunate football fans? One
thing is crystal clear; with their
brothers, the Tennessee Titans,
they have touched the hearts and
souls of millions, and brought glory
and honor to the central part of
the western hemisphere.
This article excerpted from the
September 1999 issue of "National
Geographic" may give us some
clues as to their true origin, which,
although mysterious, may have more
earth bound roots.
E
Combustubus Cranius
This
tablet, known as the Flamehead
Legends And Members
Eternal stone, or F.L.A.M.E.
for short, was discovered in 1960
at an archeological dig in Athens,
Greece. Its purpose and origin has
remained a mystery until now. Dr
Adelphias Titanius of the National
Foundation of ancient
Literacy, or NFL, has isolated
an extinct hieroglyphic language
and has translated the first paragraph:
All
those who read these words shall
know the one true power of the F.L.A.M.E.
And they shall take up their swords.
Beginning in the second millennia,
in the Autumn of the year of the
sun, they shall gather each Sabbath
on the field and with great vigor
vanquish their foes. And they shall
be like unto giants, even greater
than the gods. And boundless crowds
shall rally to the coliseum to cheer
them. And of those crowds a few
shall come forth, the chosen, those
called by destiny and power of purpose,
shall adorn themselves in lavish
garments and create themselves like
unto my image. And those who believe
and those who oppose us shall forever
know the power of
~E Combustubus Cranius
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